Split with Bible Thumper

by Thetan

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    Absolutely delightful vinyl record of 2 of the most guitaristless bands in the US. These records can also be melted down to smell as bad as the crowd at our shows. Y'know, for the full effect.

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released September 25, 2012

Thetan is:
Chad- Drums
Dan- Bass/Vocals

Recorded winter 2011/12 by Thetan and friends.
Mastered August 2012 by Dan Emery @ Black Matter Mastering
Art by Scoot Malone-Sacred Arts Co.




Thetan Nashville, Tennessee

Started early 2011. Hardcore Drum n' Bass. For Shizzle.

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Track Name: The Joys Of Becoming Docile
There's a hole that every pill
Prescribed to rouse our dreary heads to life could never fill
Embrace the spirit of our man
Who once endowed the common heart but long since has been killed

Our proclamation is now a charade
A restful nation with a soulless campaign
Track Name: Protective Custody
No Virtues/No Values
Security is not a custom
Nothing to keep you from falling down
It's just a measure to keep one in his place

That safety net will never catch you
Not on your life
Track Name: Psychologically Compromised
Bemused, Repressed, Inane personified
Moral compass stuck to where the scriptures would imply
Pious golden stairs, to righteousness you climb
Yet those who I despise can't bear to look me in the eyes

I will not buy into your shit

To glorify the essence of God
And cast away all doubt for what the sunday schools have taught
You've made a choice that follows suit in thought
to what children and the mentally inept have plainly got

You're in hell
Track Name: Champagne Wishes And Caviar Dreams
Alas! The future was so bright
A garden of hope that lined our fondest memories
But all that grew there was our plight
And we reaped a harvest that no man would envy

Now our hands are tied
And how we stay resigned