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Grand Ole Agony

by Thetan

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1.
I am the hatred that vomits from the west Orgasmic violence, delight of each conquest God’s America I herd the blind I am the shit-stained star spangled sheets A wholesale buyout with blood on the receipt God’s America
2.
Here’s to playing an endless game We pine our muses yet they always elude us Here’s to praying for a refrain From life’s abuses and gods that rebuke us I couldn’t give half a shit Never I’d snuff Hell with my indifference
3.
Rot in shit vile scum Your epitaph in prose Now that your day is done Your legacy disposed Towering human waste Capped off in a white hood I’ve dreamed of your disgrace Defile the ground you stood Piss on you
4.
We now interrupt your scheduled programming with some bullshit And also we’d like to sell you garbage straight from the pulpit Might I also interest you in this fine state of the art waste of time? Act now because, wait there’s more, operators are standing by, consumer whore
5.
Gutted 02:22
I lost my best friend, I watched her drift away Can’t seem to think beyond the haze Help me reclaim what I’m losing day by day In spite of it all, I give my praise Lost out at sea, I move on without a light Incoming waves take me away Valiant and loyal I was always in her sight Eternally in my heart she’ll stay So long, until I see you again
6.
7.
We wave from our sinking ship And set fire to our sails Now slide closed that coffin lid And hammer those fucking nails Punch the smile from my face Pat my head and send me home
8.
Culo 01:43
A pat on the back, a kick in the teeth A small token of your appreciation The slight of your hand is no fucking relief And bullshit excuses are no consolation You don’t fucking get it Maybe you do Yeah you do Betray me because I’ve fulfilled my use Betray me because you’re a fucking coward Betray me because that’s just what you do Betray me because you have lust for power And when you do, you’ll feel like a god Your self appraisal, oh so worthy And when you fall you’ll fall so hard And find a hell of your own deserving
9.
Note To Self 03:47
I’m in your head, I’m hanging out My presence lingers, I’ll always be there My coldness feeds on all your doubts I’ll always be there I burrow deep into your soul And lie in wait like a stalker watching Until the day I take control I’ll always be there I will return and I will hurt you
10.
Eulogy 14:32
There’s no more light, there’s no more life left here The dust has fallen among sulfur columns for years The stillness ages across unturned pages As centuries slip away, everything left right in it’s place There’s no more light, there’s no more life left here Through dim red skies, watch beauty die my dear Our star amiss existence disappears The cold it grew as time accrued All growth had long been erased, everything singed by the gamma rays There’s no more light, there’s no more life left here There’s no more light, there’s no more life left here There’s no more light, there’s no more life left here What’s left is in shrouds of acidic clouds What once was has now been turned free to rest in the dark for eternity There’s no more light, there’s no more life left here

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released October 13, 2023

THETAN is:
Chad L'Eplattenier - drums, theremin
Dan Emery - bass, theremin, vocals, mountain dulcimer

With special guests:
Crunchy Black - intro monologue
Leslie Fox-Humphreys - cello
Ashley Mae - violin
Mac Gollehon - trumpet
Dave Brenner - noises, additional vocals
Benjamin Tod - harmonica

Recorded by Thetan
All post production by Dan Emery at Black Matter Mastering
Front cover art by Kristen Ferrell

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Started early 2011. Hardcore Drum n' Bass. For Shizzle.

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